The players and the names they have managed to pick up here on the message boards and in the real world - know any, email me or add them on the...

Beer Bottle—Christian Cullen

BOD—Brian O'Driscoll

BOK—Bernadine Oliver-Kirby

Carthorse—Caleb Ralph

Cartel, The - The All Black selection panel - Henry, Hansen, Smith and Lochore

Captana—Tana Umaga

Celebrity Referee Steve Walsh Junior—Steve Walsh

Clone, the—Ma’a Nonu

Cue Ball—John Mitchell

Dayglo-- Lawrence Dallaglio

Dickheadson—Stuart Dickinson

FABSH - Future All Black Scot Hamilton

FFABSH - Former future All Black Scot Hamilton

Gifted One, the—Craig McMillan

Grenade Face—Anton Oliver

Hyphen-Hyphen—James Simpson-Daniel

Hobbit - Ben Blair

Gimli - Adam Frier

Invisible Man, the—Ruben Thorne

I Could have died - see BOD

Look at me, look at me—Phil Kingsley-Jones

Laveatory - Tavesa Lavea

Ma'ascara- Ma'a Nonu

Medicare Matt - Matt Rogers.

Meg—Justin Marshall

Midget, the—Eddie Jones

Mini Me –Scott Linklater

Missing in Action / MIA—see Invisible man

Missing link, the—see Mini Me

Moonhead—see Cue Ball

Panadol—Leon McDonald

Phantom Pisser, the—Mils Muliaina

Plank—Justin Harrison

Pounamu—Jade Stadium at Lancaster Park

Predator—see Captana

Pudding—Matt Dunning

Rabid One Eyes - Canterbury / Crusader fans

Rock, the—Joe Rokocoko

Sheep—see FABSH, FFABSH

Sideshow Mills—Kyle Mills

Suitcase—see Invisible man

Tongan Torpedo - Aleki Lutui

Toolongondasofa - Philemon Toleafoa

Woodentop—Clive Woodward